azizisbored:

Coming soon: Big Bud, Lil’ Bud!

God I hope lil bud ironed those jeans in addition to tucking his polo into em.

azizisbored:

Coming soon: Big Bud, Lil’ Bud!

God I hope lil bud ironed those jeans in addition to tucking his polo into em.

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This Rant Is Brought to You by the Letter “B”

I’ll preface this story with, I have a monthly bus pass and for the most part, swiping my card each time is really a formality since my pass allows me unlimited rides during that month. Today, I got on the bus through the middle entrance and was going to swipe my card but couldn’t find it. So, I just sat down and figured when I did find it, I’d go up and swipe it. 2 minutes later an angry Biatch of a Bus driver holds up the bus to walk back and confront me for not swiping. Saying nothing, I go to the front, swipe my bus pass and thereby show this obviously bitch-assed bus driver that my swipe is bullshit because I have an effing monthly pass. Fast forward 10 minutes and after a lengthy time wasting detour, the next stop arrives and wouldn’t you know, 5 people enter through the back doors. Does this authority asserting bus driver come back and ask these 5 people to do as she instructed me? No. And as I watch these 5 people, I notice the passengers who witnessed the confrontation between the bus driver and I exchange looks with me that ultimately represented our singular thought: if she felt the need to hold up our bus for me, 1 person, whose pass is but a formality for the transit system but ignores the 5 people who did the same thing, how the hell does that make any GD sense? All I’m going to add is that if you are going to do something to make a point, make sure you do it EVERY TIME. Don’t call me out and waste other people’s time and then not do it for 5x the number of people. It is obvious that she is an angry asshole who desperately needed to assert her authority in some kind of power play. Get over yourself, lady.

funnyordie:

Ebony and Ivory

Awwww!

funnyordie:

Ebony and Ivory

Awwww!

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Summer anthem

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HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SUMMER! This is a great summer chillout jam.

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